Why are police investigating? This is not a law enforcement issue, this is a plumbing issue. Would police be investigating if two copies of, say, The Conscience of a Conservative or The Art of the Deal were found in a toilet at the University of Texas at Dallas? Of course not. Some unfortunate university employee would be tasked with fishing them out, and that would be that. But desecrating the Qur’an is a crime — not in federal law or Texas law, but in Islamic law. Why are police enforcing Sharia in what is supposed to be still a free country?